Top 10 Typing Errors on Church Bulletins

Thank heaven for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:  
(courtesy of clerc-ion)

1. The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
2. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
3. Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
4. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. 
5. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice. 
6. The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
7. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM . All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done. 
8. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door.  
9. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
10. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.